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View ArticleJoke Of The Day: The Pearly Gates
Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two brothers wearing Obama T-shirts arrived. St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, “Wait here. I will be right back.” St. Peter goes over to...
View ArticleJoke Of The Day: Harry Reid And The Great Beyond
Harry Reid died and went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, “Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this...
View ArticleJoke Of The Day: Bill Clinton At The Pearly Gates
Bill Clinton died and was standing at the Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared. “Who goes there?” inquired St. Peter. “‘It’s me, Bill Clinton.” “And what do you want?” asked...
View ArticleJoke Of The Day: Hitler And Mussolini
One day St. Peter visited Hell to make certain that the sinners were being adequately punished. During his tour he noticed that Hitler was standing in feces up to his chin. Surprisingly, the Fuhrer was...
View ArticleJoke Of The Day: Clocks
A man died and went to heaven, where he met St. Peter sitting at a desk in the middle of a great hall. On the walls were millions of clocks. “What are those used for?” he asked. St. Peter said,...
View ArticleJoke Of The Day: Getting Married In Heaven
A young couple was on their way to get married when they were involved in a fatal car accident. It was really bad, like something from a Quentin Tarantino movie. At any rate, they soon found themselves...
View ArticleJoke Of The Day: Zebra Goes To Heaven
A Zebra died and went to heaven. At the Gate he asked St. Peter if he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. St. Peter told him, “You are what you are.” Well that...
View ArticleJoke Of The Day: Bill Clinton At The Pearly Gates
Bill Clinton died and was standing at the Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared. “Who goes there?” inquired St. Peter. “It’s me, Bill Clinton.” “And what do you want?” asked St....
View ArticleJoke Of The Day: The Pearly Gates
A woman who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him, “Oh, is this place what I really think it is? It’s so beautiful. Did I really make it to...
View ArticleJoke Of The Day: How Things Work At The Pearly Gates
An old man dies and goes to the Pearly Gates where he is greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter says to the old man, “I’ll explain the rules to you. You need 100 points to enter heaven. You can start telling...
View ArticleJoke Of The Day: Entrance Into Heaven
A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The lawyer thought a moment, then said, “A week ago, I gave a quarter to a...
View ArticleJoke Of The Day: The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a politician wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question....
View ArticleJoke Of The Day: The Queue
A famous lawyer, who had been a public defender for years, dies. He finds himself standing at the back of an enormous queue outside the gates of Heaven. The queue before him is enormous. The number of...
View ArticleJoke Of The Day: Don’t Step On The Ducks
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets them at the Gates and welcomes them saying “you can do as you please in Heaven, just don’t step on any ducks.” The women are...
View ArticleJoke Of The Day: Faithful Reward
Three Men Are Standing At The Pearly Gates St. Peter tells them, “As you all know God has a sense of humor and his latest idea is to put the Kingdom of Heaven several hundred miles from the Pearly...
View ArticleJoke Of The Day: Can’t Take It With You
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might...
View ArticleJoke Of The Day: Heaven Bound
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, “How do you expect to get into Heaven?” The boy thought it over and said, “Well, I’ll just run in and out and in...
View ArticleJoke Of The Day: Pinwheel Smith
A woman arrives at the and meets Saint Peter. She says, “I was supposed to look up my husband when I got here.” Saint Peter asks, “What’s his name?” She answers, “Smith.” Saint Peter replies, “I’ve got...
View ArticleCartoon Of The Day: You Almost Made It
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